Neil deGrasse Tyson Narrates The Earth Plane

Click here to watch. (Also available as a compressed MP4 file here.)

Mr. Tyson finally admits the Earth is flat in his new reading of The Earth Plane!

This is a one-hour long shitpost made using text-to-speech. Do not take it seriously. I just hope it will put smiles on the faces of some people here. Made in collaboration with Punished Pirate (YouTube, Odysee).

I changed mass and volume to weight and size and updated the number of Antarctic Treaty countries to 57. Everything else is the same. The background music is Skyrim Exploration Suite.

Merry Christmas to all.